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Kydex IWB Holster
Responsible carry means safety first. #BePrepared Concealment Express – KYDEX IWB Gun Holster (shown: Smith & Wesson M&P SHIELD 9 / 40) The perfectly molded .08″ KYDEX will provide the rigid and durable quality you…
Read moreFisher Bullet Space Pen
Space pen for your earth needs. Hermetically sealed, nitrogen gas pressurized cartridge with a tungsten carbide ballpoint. Tungsten carbide! (see armor-piercing ammo) No need for gravity to write, so if you hold your pen at…
Read moreiRobot Gutter Cleaner
Cold, logical, efficient. Home ownership comes with all sorts of headaches, and the last thing you need, is headaches (pointless and gratuitous Back to the Future reference). Nobody wants to clean a gutter. Why work harder, when…
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Cue up, beat match, juggle, and drop tha hook! Not a pro, but want to party like one?
Check out the Numark Party Mix DJ Controller!
Automatic Toilet Seat
Leaving the Toilet Seat Up? Men tend to leave the seat in the last position it was in. It’s like driving a car. You adjust the seat when you start to drive, and leave the…
Read morePulp Simpson Tee
Mmmm…Hamburgers for breakfast… Say Springfield one more time! I dare you. I double dare you. Do they speak English in Springfield? Mmmmm….beeeer. “Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.” – The…
Read moreGaming Headset
Stealth 600 Headset – Xbox One Time to fire up the ol’ console and get your game on! SKIP THE MIDDLEMAN & CONNECT DIRECTLY TO XBOX ONE Officially licensed for Xbox One, the Stealth…
Read moreRaiders On Field Cap
Does just hearing the words “Tuck Rule” make you want to throw someone’s bowl of boiling clam chowder on their face? Do you love NFL football but are strangely absent of a local team to cheer…
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