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Fisher Bullet Space Pen

Space pen for your earth needs. Hermetically sealed, nitrogen gas pressurized cartridge with a tungsten carbide ballpoint. Tungsten carbide! (see armor-piercing ammo) No need for gravity to write, so if you hold your pen at…

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iRobot Gutter Cleaner

Cold, logical, efficient. Home ownership comes with all sorts of headaches, and the last thing you need, is headaches (pointless and gratuitous Back to the Future reference). Nobody wants to clean a gutter. Why work harder, when…

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DJ Controller

Cue up, beat match, juggle, and drop tha hook! Not a pro, but want to party like one? 
Check out the Numark Party Mix DJ Controller!  

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Automatic Toilet Seat

Leaving the Toilet Seat Up? Men tend to leave the seat in the last position it was in. It’s like driving a car. You adjust the seat when you start to drive, and leave the…

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Pulp Simpson Tee

Mmmm…Hamburgers for breakfast… Say Springfield one more time! I dare you. I double dare you. Do they speak English in Springfield? Mmmmm….beeeer. “Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.” – The…

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Gaming Headset

  Stealth 600 Headset – Xbox One Time to fire up the ol’ console and get your game on! SKIP THE MIDDLEMAN & CONNECT DIRECTLY TO XBOX ONE Officially licensed for Xbox One, the Stealth…

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Raiders On Field Cap

Does just hearing the words “Tuck Rule” make you want to throw someone’s bowl of boiling clam chowder on their face? Do you love NFL football but are strangely absent of a local team to cheer…

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A Bad Cut Will Ruin a Cigar

When it comes to cigars, there are good cigars, and bad cigars, and every nuance from where the wrapper was grown to how long the filler was cured, grades the subtle differences between the likes…

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