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Wood Fired Pizza Oven

Wood Fired Pizza Oven and Smoker Bring the world of oven cooking into your domain of outdoor fire and grills. It’s one of the best ways to cook a pizza, with actual fire! Impress your friends…

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Bug Out Bag

PERK Bag (Personal Emergency Kit)
INCH Bag (I’m Never Coming Home)
GOOD Bag (Get Out of Dodge)
BOB (Bug Out Bag)

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Abraham’s Beard Oil

Abraham’s Beard Oil is an essential part of maintaining optimal beard health. These oils will condition and nourish your beard keeping it healthily, soft and shiny. These oils will also keep the skin under your beard moisturized and healthy.

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Fisher Bullet Space Pen

Space pen for your earth needs. Hermetically sealed, nitrogen gas pressurized cartridge with a tungsten carbide ballpoint. Tungsten carbide! (see armor-piercing ammo) No need for gravity to write, so if you hold your pen at…

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iRobot Gutter Cleaner

Cold, logical, efficient. Home ownership comes with all sorts of headaches, and the last thing you need, is headaches (pointless and gratuitous Back to the Future reference). Nobody wants to clean a gutter. Why work harder, when…

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DJ Controller

Cue up, beat match, juggle, and drop tha hook! Not a pro, but want to party like one? 
Check out the Numark Party Mix DJ Controller!  

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Automatic Toilet Seat

Leaving the Toilet Seat Up? Men tend to leave the seat in the last position it was in. It’s like driving a car. You adjust the seat when you start to drive, and leave the…

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Pulp Simpson Tee

Mmmm…Hamburgers for breakfast… Say Springfield one more time! I dare you. I double dare you. Do they speak English in Springfield? Mmmmm….beeeer. “Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.” – The…

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